{"id":3394,"date":"2015-11-13T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2015-11-13T12:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/?p=1929266"},"modified":"2015-11-13T12:00:09","modified_gmt":"2015-11-13T12:00:09","slug":"absurd-creature-of-the-week-dont-you-dare-call-the-deepstaria-jellyfish-a-whale-placenta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/2015\/11\/13\/absurd-creature-of-the-week-dont-you-dare-call-the-deepstaria-jellyfish-a-whale-placenta\/","title":{"rendered":"Absurd Creature of the Week: Don\u2019t You Dare Call the Deepstaria Jellyfish a Whale Placenta"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"rss_thumbnail\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Deepstaria3-660x495.jpg\" alt=\"Absurd Creature of the Week: Don&#8217;t You Dare Call the Deepstaria Jellyfish a Whale Placenta\" \/><\/div><p>The Deepstaria jellyfish envelops its victims, cinching its bell shut to create a balloon of death. And it doesn\u2019t appreciate people calling it a whale placenta.<\/p>\n<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/2015\/11\/absurd-creature-of-the-week-dont-you-dare-call-the-deepstaria-jellyfish-a-whale-placenta\/\">Absurd Creature of the Week: Don&#8217;t You Dare Call the <em>Deepstaria<\/em> Jellyfish a Whale Placenta<\/a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/\">WIRED<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Deepstaria3-660x495.jpg\" alt=\"Absurd Creature of the Week: Don&rsquo;t You Dare Call the Deepstaria Jellyfish a Whale Placenta\"><\/div>\n<p>The Deepstaria jellyfish envelops its victims, cinching its bell shut to create a balloon of death. And it doesn&rsquo;t appreciate people calling it a whale placenta.<\/p>\n<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/2015\/11\/absurd-creature-of-the-week-dont-you-dare-call-the-deepstaria-jellyfish-a-whale-placenta\/\">Absurd Creature of the Week: Don&rsquo;t You Dare Call the <em>Deepstaria<\/em> Jellyfish a Whale Placenta<\/a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/\">WIRED<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16,854,799,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurd-creature-of-the-week","category-biology","category-deepstaria","category-jellyfish","category-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3395,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394\/revisions\/3395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}