{"id":7364,"date":"2016-05-02T14:00:19","date_gmt":"2016-05-02T14:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/?p=2010159"},"modified":"2016-05-02T14:00:19","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T14:00:19","slug":"absurd-creatures-the-worlds-silkiest-anteater-is-not-i-repeat-not-stoned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/2016\/05\/02\/absurd-creatures-the-worlds-silkiest-anteater-is-not-i-repeat-not-stoned\/","title":{"rendered":"Absurd Creatures: The World\u2019s Silkiest Anteater Is Not\u2014I Repeat, Not\u2014Stoned"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"rss_thumbnail\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/SilkyAnteater-660x375.jpg\" alt=\"Absurd Creatures: The World&#8217;s Silkiest Anteater Is Not\u2014I Repeat, Not\u2014Stoned\" \/><\/div>The silky anteater isn't high. It's just tired, because this proficient hunter has no business being up during the day. The post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/2016\/05\/absurd-creatures-worlds-silkiest-anteater-not-repeat-not-stoned\/\"><em>Absurd Creatures<\/em>: The World's Silkiest Anteater Is Not\u2014I Repeat, <em>Not<\/em>\u2014Stoned<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/\">WIRED<\/a>.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/SilkyAnteater-660x375.jpg\" alt=\"Absurd Creatures: The World&rsquo;s Silkiest Anteater Is Not&mdash;I Repeat, Not&mdash;Stoned\"><\/div>\n<p>The silky anteater isn&#8217;t high. It&#8217;s just tired, because this proficient hunter has no business being up during the day. The post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/2016\/05\/absurd-creatures-worlds-silkiest-anteater-not-repeat-not-stoned\/\"><em>Absurd Creatures<\/em>: The World&#8217;s Silkiest Anteater Is Not&mdash;I Repeat, <em>Not<\/em>&mdash;Stoned<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/\">WIRED<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,16,4,1570],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurd-creatures","category-biology","category-science","category-silky-anteater"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7365,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7364\/revisions\/7365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}