{"id":8380,"date":"2016-06-20T13:00:43","date_gmt":"2016-06-20T13:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/?p=2047047"},"modified":"2016-06-20T13:00:43","modified_gmt":"2016-06-20T13:00:43","slug":"absurd-creatures-youd-look-pissed-too-if-you-had-this-critters-sex-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/2016\/06\/20\/absurd-creatures-youd-look-pissed-too-if-you-had-this-critters-sex-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Absurd Creatures: You\u2019d Look Pissed Too if You Had This Critter\u2019s Sex Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"rss_thumbnail\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Springtail_SF5367-660x732.jpg\" alt=\"Absurd Creatures: You&#8217;d Look Pissed Too if You Had This Critter&#8217;s Sex Life\" \/><\/div>For a tiny arthropod called a globular springtail, life is about being generally spherical and generally pissed-looking. The post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/2016\/06\/absurd-creatures-youd-look-pissed-critters-sex-life\/\"><em>Absurd Creatures<\/em>: You'd Look Pissed Too if You Had This Critter's Sex Life<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/\">WIRED<\/a>.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For a tiny arthropod called a globular springtail, life is about being generally spherical and generally pissed-looking. The post Absurd Creatures: You&#8217;d Look Pissed Too if You Had This Critter&#8217;s Sex Life appeared first on WIRED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,16,1749,4,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurd-creatures","category-biology","category-globular-springtail","category-science","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8380"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8381,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8380\/revisions\/8381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}