{"id":9649,"date":"2016-08-08T12:00:21","date_gmt":"2016-08-08T12:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/?p=2069391"},"modified":"2016-08-08T12:00:21","modified_gmt":"2016-08-08T12:00:21","slug":"this-rodent-of-unusual-size-will-not-assault-you-i-promise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/2016\/08\/08\/this-rodent-of-unusual-size-will-not-assault-you-i-promise\/","title":{"rendered":"This Rodent of Unusual Size Will Not Assault You. I Promise"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"rss_thumbnail\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Agouti-479672133-660x440.jpg\" alt=\"This Rodent of Unusual Size Will Not Assault You. I Promise\" \/><\/div>The agouti of Central and South America may be a rodent of unusual size, growing to two feet long, but don't even trip. The post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/2016\/08\/rodent-unusual-size-will-not-assault-promise\/\">This Rodent of Unusual Size Will <em>Not<\/em> Assault You. I Promise<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/\">WIRED<\/a>.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The agouti of Central and South America may be a rodent of unusual size, growing to two feet long, but don&#8217;t even trip. The post This Rodent of Unusual Size Will Not Assault You. I Promise appeared first on WIRED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,1943,16,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurd-creatures","category-agouti","category-biology","category-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9649"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9650,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9649\/revisions\/9650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}