{"id":9984,"date":"2016-08-22T12:00:08","date_gmt":"2016-08-22T12:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/?p=2076923"},"modified":"2016-08-22T12:00:08","modified_gmt":"2016-08-22T12:00:08","slug":"no-the-seafloor-didnt-grow-hair-those-are-eels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/2016\/08\/22\/no-the-seafloor-didnt-grow-hair-those-are-eels\/","title":{"rendered":"No, the Seafloor Didn\u2019t Grow Hair. Those Are Eels"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"rss_thumbnail\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/GettyImages-629361907-660x660.jpg\" alt=\"No, the Seafloor Didn&#8217;t Grow Hair. Those Are Eels\" \/><\/div>Some things just aren't supposed to have hair. Patrick Stewart, for instance, or hairless chihuahuas. And definitely not the ocean floor. The post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/2016\/08\/no-seafloor-didnt-grow-hair-eels\/\">No, the Seafloor Didn't Grow Hair. Those Are <em>Eels<\/em><\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/\">WIRED<\/a>.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some things just aren&#8217;t supposed to have hair. Patrick Stewart, for instance, or hairless chihuahuas. And definitely not the ocean floor. The post No, the Seafloor Didn&#8217;t Grow Hair. Those Are Eels appeared first on WIRED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[194,16,1999,4,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-absurd-creatures","category-biology","category-garden-eel","category-science","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9984"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9985,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9984\/revisions\/9985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hoo.central12.com\/fugic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}